Nationality

BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[x] It's football.... Not soccer.
Total = 5

AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total = 3

ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total = 2

SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] Your last name has a Z in it.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 1

RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You can speak some Russian.
[ ] You love listening to techno.
Total = 1

POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup
Total = 1

IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
Total = 3

BLACK
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 2

ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 3

GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're under 5'4".
Total = 3

CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 1

FRENCH
[x] You like French toast.
[ ] You love wine.
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France.
[x] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 5

AMERICAN
[ ] You hate Illegal Immigrants
[ ] You hate the french
[ ] You've been to more than 5 states.
[x] You Love Baseball
[ ] Its SOCCER!
[x] Your Lazy
[ ] You hate people who trash talk America
[x] You help people who don't appreciate it
Total = 3

NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[x] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[ ] You know how to fish or have fished before.
Total= 1

BELGIAN
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 1

DUTCH
[x] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[x] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total: 6

ARAB
[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[x] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total: 1


...so apparently I'm Dutch!
hahaha XD